I’ve owned a hardcover copy of the AD&D 1e Monster Manual II since its publication in the early 1980’s. But for some odd reason this bizarre entry completely got past me until I saw it on another blog this morning:

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Check it out — It’s a buffalo. That smells like somebody’s butt. From Hell.

There’s no way I would ever use this creature in an AD&D game. But the next time we play Monster Island or Giant Monster Rampage or Destroy All Monsters, you can bet I’m gonna be this guy and fart all over Tokyo. Take that, Gojira!

Have fun! — Steve

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